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A stylish and meaningful way to celebrate a lifetime of hard work and dedication.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MICHAEL VITEK Store","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48135730462952,"sku":"T1261199-B-S","price":13.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48135730495720,"sku":"T1261199-B-M","price":13.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48135730528488,"sku":"T1261199-B-L","price":13.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48135730561256,"sku":"T1261199-B-XL","price":13.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXL","offer_id":48135730594024,"sku":"T1261199-B-XXL","price":13.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXXL","offer_id":48135730626792,"sku":"T1261199-B-XXXL","price":13.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48135730659560,"sku":"T1261199-W-S","price":13.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48135730692328,"sku":"T1261199-W-M","price":13.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48135730725096,"sku":"T1261199-W-L","price":13.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48135730757864,"sku":"T1261199-W-XL","price":13.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XXL","offer_id":48135730790632,"sku":"T1261199-W-XXL","price":13.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XXXL","offer_id":48135730823400,"sku":"T1261199-W-XXXL","price":13.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0756\/8211\/9912\/files\/pvqn43dnBGYvdIYe0qXzPGNLFfcLYuK0Ou0tNAG9_367149b6-8131-4fa9-ae02-feaa38e4012f.webp?v=1773754839"},{"product_id":"retired_insurance_appraiser_t-shirt","title":"Retired Insurance Appraiser T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black t-shirt is perfect for the retired insurance appraiser with a sense of humor. 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